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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:04

They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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